Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Black & Blue

I landed in Iceland with no plans and no real expectations, not because I wasn’t excited to go but because I hadn’t had any time to research the country or plan out my trip. Icelandair did a good job piquing my interest on the flight with their teasers though, for example, “The most amazing thing about Iceland is not the fact that Vatnajökull glacier is the largest glacier in Europe or that Iceland uses 99% renewable energy…it’s the fact that most of Iceland’s residents believe in elves.” and “The most amazing thing about Iceland is not its beautiful unspoiled landscape and majestic waterfalls…it’s the fact that the prime minister is listed in the phone book.” Nice job, Icelandair advertising! They definitely got my attention! They also got my attention with their practice of naming all their planes after volcanoes. Not sure how comfortable I am with my airplane being associated with a natural disaster!

I had decided to go to Iceland on a whim as I searched for more efficient ways to get back to Montana for my brother’s wedding other than flying all the way to California and then backtracking. This implied that I connect in either Minneapolis or Chicago and, wouldn’t you know it, Icelandair flies direct to Minneapolis and does not charge for stopovers. I took it as a serendipitous opportunity and booked the flight without really a clue of what I could be or would be seeing. I can tell you though that after only four days in Iceland I am determined to go back to see the 90% of the country which I didn’t have a chance to touch!

As many already know, but I embarrassingly hadn’t thought much about, Iceland is part of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge separating the North American and Eurasian tectonic plates. I read that it is far enough north that it really should be entirely covered in snow and ice as is Greenland but that the geothermal heat coming from the Ridge is thawing the country at the same time the weather dictates it should be frozen, hence the reference to Iceland as the Land of Fire and Ice. What this means is that Iceland is literally covered in amazing and often one of a kind natural wonders. The only place I have seen with anything similar is Yellowstone National Park which also sits on a “hot spot” so has geysers, hot springs, and lava flows similar to Iceland. What is hard to comprehend though is how much large Iceland is in comparison, and how many active volcanoes are still there. Yellowstone is about 3,500 square miles while Iceland is over ten times as big at just under 40,000 square miles. It’s about the size of Kentucky, as one of my tour guides told me, so not enormous but certainly much bigger than I had initially thought (or poorly guessed).

One of the “must sees” for those visiting Iceland, and Reykjavik in particular, is a loop called “The Golden Circle” which takes you through part of Þingvellir national park including the site of the first Icelandic parliament (a quaint setup of four small houses in a pretty amazing location), an area of hot springs including the inspiration for the word “geyser,” and to the amazing Gullfoss waterfall. It’s a bit of a whirlwind and is not my favorite way to see and explore a new place (bus tour – blech) but was a wonderful way to see a lot in a single day and to get a better feel for the country and landscape.

Iceland is essentially a land without trees (they are beginning to plant some now); an island of volcanic rock covered in green, fuzzy moss and….Alaskan lupine (also called Arctic lupine). These blue / purple, cone-shaped stems with small flowers quite literally cover the countryside and the contrast with the reddish, burnt orange volcanic soil and green moss is really rather spectacular. Many of the older generation Icelanders are not fans of the lupine though because it is “not Icelandic” as it was transplanted from Alaska. Iceland is a relatively small, remote, and oft forgotten country (at least until its debt got out of control and Eyjafjallajökull erupted) but its people are very proud of their heritage and their country. I asked an Icelandic woman if she liked living in Iceland and she replied enthusiastically, “Yes! I love it!” I asked her what her favorite part about living in Iceland was and she said, “I love absolutely everything about it! The fresh air, the country, the people. Just everything!” For a Nordic person this is the equivalent of shouting your love and admiration from a mountaintop. None of the Nordic people are all that talkative or open let alone this expressive and emotional!

As I mentioned, the word “geyser” in English actually comes from a geyser in Iceland literally named “Geysir.” Geysir once shot to a height of 80m (WOW!) but was plugged in the 1950’s when some tourists threw rocks into it thinking this might set it off. (I hope someone threw them in afterwards for being such idiots!) Geysir was already infamous enough before that to get an English word created from his name (Geysir is referred to as a “him,” by the way). It still erupts a few times a day but is no longer as frequent or as high. Fortunately, there is a smaller geyser near Geysir (this is getting confusing!) called Strokkur which is now the main attraction. Strokkur erupts about every five minutes and shoots up a couple times (from about 15-30m) before mellowing out and pooling water for the next show. Growing up an hour from Yellowstone has made me a bit of a geyser snob though, I have to admit. I noticed immediately that my good old Old Faithful was a much higher (around 200ft high), stronger, and longer-lasting geyser than is Strokkur. (I like to claim all sorts of things as “mine” and no, I’m not competitive at all. Why do you ask?)

Gullfoss (Golden Falls) waterfall was really incredible. It’s enormous and really spectacular, falling an impressive 32m. In the early 20th century, some foreign investors wanted to utilize the waterfall for hydroelectric power which implied damming up the Hvitá River and ruining the waterfall. The local landowner refused to sell to the investors but they tried to go around him and work directly through the Icelandic government. The landowner’s teenage daughter, Sigrίður, walked the 100+ kilometers to Reykjavik in protest and threatened to throw herself over the waterfall on the first day they started work on the plant. Thankfully, the deal fell through and Sigrίður is still seen as a local hero. There’s a statue next to the waterfall in memory of her and her fight. Go Sigrίður!

Þingvellir, the old Icelandic Parliament, is also a really cool and unique place. There is a lot of Icelandic history which happened there but the most interesting thing about it to me was the location. Þingvellir nearly sits on top of the rift between the North Atlantic and Eurasian tectonic plates. These plates are apparently pulling away from one another at a rate of 1-18mm per year according to my Lonely Planet and it has created 90 degree “walls” of rock at the boundary between the plates. There is a path which runs down the middle of the rift and it is really bizarre how sheer the “break” is and even crazier to think about what you’re really walking along.

I had really wanted to climb Mt. Hekla but given that I was only one and the minimum to climb (as it involves glacier climbing it is guided) was four, I missed out this trip. I found out later that Hekla last erupted in 2000 and its next major eruption is expected to happen in 2010. It actually already did erupt a couple months ago in April, although it was a relatively minor eruption, so I probably shouldn’t be surprised that nobody but dummy me was ready to sign up to climb it this June! I talked to some local climbing guides and they said that you only get a 30 minute warning (by earthquake – yikes!) before an eruption so if you’re high on the volcano when the warning comes you’re in a heap of trouble. Probably not worth the risk…but I’m still mad I missed it (especially since I now know that there was no eruption on the day I’d planned to climb!).

Instead of hiking Hekla, I did a trip to Mýrdalsjökull which is the fourth largest glacier in Iceland and covers approximately 700 sq km. Mýrdalsjökull sits on top of Katla which you may recognize as the much bigger and potentially dangerous neighboring volcano to the European airlines’ best friend Eyjafjallajökull. There was and still is some concern that Eyjafjallajökull’s eruption might set off Katla which is much more likely to be a significant and potentially catastrophic eruption. The tour I joined was called “Blue Ice” but, given the glacier’s proximity to Eyjafjallajökull, it would probably have been more appropriately named “Black Ice” this year. The glacier is currently covered in a paste of Eyjafjallajökull’s volcanic ash and although I don’t have the “blue ice” for comparison, the ash-covered glacier was eerily beautiful and the ash even made the glacial rifts and breaks even more prominent and easier to distinguish. The pictures look other worldly.

We hiked up the glacier on crampons (which work amazingly well!) walking over the cracks and rifts, peering down into the seemingly bottomless pools of glacier waters, and just exploring the bizarre land- or, maybe more appropriately, water-scape. The glacier can be up to 750m thick in certain places and is really just an amazing natural wonder. We found a sheer ice face and did some ice climbing with our crampons and picks and it was a blast! We had some very nervous female participants in our group that day so the guides split the climbers into men and women and gave the women the easier slope. I wasn’t happy with this so asked to do the “men’s climb” after I did the women’s and did it faster than all the guys! It didn’t bother me that they split us up into men’s and women’s groups but I was annoyed by the assumption of sub-par athletic ability. (Again, clearly not at all competitive!) My guide told me I was a natural ice climber and that I “made it look easy.” (He was kind…and probably just didn’t want me challenging anyone to another climb! I never caught an eye-roll but I wouldn’t have been surprised.) I’d say this would be a good new hobby but I’m not so sure I’ll be able to find many glaciers to climb around San Francisco…

After two days of group outings, I had had enough and decided to do an independent albeit much closer to home trip the next day (which didn’t require scary metal tools and spiked shoes). There is a mountain across the bay from Reykjavik called Mt. Esja which is apparently a popular hike with the locals so I decided to do this on my own in the morning so that I could explore Reykjavik in the afternoon and still make my whale watching expedition that night. Getting to Mt. Esja required that I navigate the public bus system which, thankfully, was pretty easy and didn’t require much clarification from the local bus drivers who spoke little to no English. I got to the foot of the mountain and had three hours to complete the approximately 900m climb until the next bus came. No problem! I was thinking that I had way too much time and would be sitting there cooling my heels for more than an hour.

The hike is touted as a “family” hike and was supposed to be relatively easy if still a good climb in elevation. This was true for the first three-quarters of the climb but the last quarter got increasingly difficult and steeper with each step. Whereas I had started out on a very clear, wide path with steps cut into it when necessary, the last section had no clear path and required a lot of climbing and scrambling on rocks. Finally, I came to a posted warning sign recommending that those afraid of heights not continue. I’m actually quite afraid of heights but there was no way that I was walking back down that mountain without getting to the top. I scrambled up another 100m or so of rocks on what was at that point a pretty steep mountainside and then got to the very last section which was no longer hiking at all but rather hoisting oneself straight up a series of rock cliffs. To get to the rocks I could actually climb I had to first navigate my way around the side of the mountain. Unfortunately, the path to get around to the front was on fairly fine volcanic soil which was already sliding down the mountain and did not offer any sure-footing let alone a flat surface on which to walk. In some areas there were chains pegged into the rocks so that I had something to hold on to but in other areas there was nothing and I was clinging to the rock face for dear life, trying to find cracks and holds without looking down. I did pretty well but had to stop a few times to do some slow breathing exercises when I freaked out. This was definitely no “family hike!” I would be lucky to get myself to the top let alone anyone else! (It seems that the families turn around when the hike transitions from easy to intermediate and long before the most difficult portion – would have been nice to know this before I set out!)

Once I was no longer on the sliding mountain face and had transitioned to climbing up the rocks I did a bit better. I’ve always been better at climbing than at coming back down! (It helps a lot when I’m looking up rather than down!) I kept hoisting myself up rock after rock until, all of a sudden, I was there! I scrambled up from the rocks and toward the center of the summit. I was sick of hugging the edges! There were three Icelandic women up there enjoying a snack before their trip back down and they offered me the summit book in which I was supposed to write my name as proof that I had conquered Esja. As is typical for me, I was very happy to be at the top but was already anxious to get back down! I signed the book quickly, got a couple pictures, and was just starting to relax a bit as I talked to the other hikers when it started to rain. Thankfully, it wasn’t heavy rain but it was rain nonetheless and all I could think about were all the rocks I had just come up, and the mountainside which was already sliding. UGH. No rain! There was no longer time for chit chat and I wanted to get out of there before it really started to rain. I gave myself a pep talk (à la my best friend Margaret from home who chanted once when we were parasailing together and she was very nervous, “Fun, not scary! Fun, not scary!” This was my get-down-the-mountain mantra for Esja that day!) and started the climb down as fast as I could. Getting down can be scarier for me than climbing up is but it’s a lot less work so usually goes a bit faster. I was shocked at how fast I came down Esja though. It’s amazing what a little fear-induced motivation will do for you! I got drizzled on the whole way down but didn’t have any disastrous falls and emerged from the trailhead with only 20 minutes to spare before the bus came. I was happy I had stuck with it but even happier that I had gotten down from the rocks on two feet rather than tumbling and bouncing off them which was the nightmare that was playing in my head every time my foot slipped or I couldn’t find a rock hold to grab. Thank goodness I didn’t completely freak out at the top or I would have never gotten down!

After a long, hot shower (a few scared hours in the cold wind and rain makes you very appreciative for hot water!) I took off to do a walking tour of Reykjavik. (Interesting fact: “Vik” means “cove” in Icelandic so many city names end in –vik as they are on a cove…Reykjavik, Husavik, Vik, just to name a few. The word “Viking” means roughly “man who came on a boat from a cove” so the root word “vik” for cove is also at use there.) Reykjavik is a very cool and unique city but I wouldn’t say it is beautiful. Iceland is only now starting to get and successfully grow trees so it historically has not been able to rely on wood as a raw material for construction. This has resulted in a city made of concrete (using volcanic ash and rock) homes and buildings. It subsequently looks fairly industrial even in areas where it isn’t. This in itself makes the city look and feel very different and, truthfully, how many cities or countries can you think of which endured a centuries long dearth of wood so nothing could be made from it? Perhaps the most striking and well-known building in Reykjavik, Hallgrίmskirkja, an enormous church rising 75m, is even built entirely out of concrete.

After self-guiding my Reykjavik city tour, buying an Icelandic wool Russian-looking winter hat, and treating myself to Icelandic halibut for dinner, I set out for a nighttime whale watching expedition. Nighttime is supposed to be great for whale watching and Iceland is one of the best places in the world to see many types of whales including Orca, Minke, and even Humpback whales. I happened to be in Iceland for the summer solstice (longest day of the year) on June 21 during which the sun rose at 2:58am and set just after midnight (crazy!) and I went whale watching the next day to, hopefully, chase whales under the midnight sun. The midnight sun is actually one of the things which make Iceland such a great place for whale watching. Having up to 20 hours per day of sun in the summer means that a lot of plant life can grow quickly in the ocean so there is plenty for the whales to eat. The combination of plentiful food stores and cold arctic waters is the perfect combination for an animal whose job it is to store as much energy in the form of blubber as possible during the summer so that it can survive the long winter.

We left the harbor around 8:30pm and I was dressed warmly although not as warmly as I would have liked. I had a sweater, a fleece, and a waterproof jacket but no gloves and no extra layers on my legs. I figured that I might be a little chilly as Iceland never really gets warm (probably 65°F max over the four days I was there) and I’d be outside on a boat but I really wasn’t prepared for it to be raining or as cold as it turned out to be. I stood outside with another American woman who was on vacation from Italy where she lives now, her Italian boyfriend and his son, and an Australian guy I had met on my glacier hiking trip the day before. We all had multiple layers on and had turned down the “coveralls” (more like a snowsuit) which had been offered by the boat captain and his assistant when we boarded. I stood out on the bow in the drizzling rain searching for whales for a good hour before I lost feeling in my hands and my ankles started going numb. I finally went in for the coveralls. I came back all snuggled up and the rest of my crew sitting outside (all others were sitting inside and only came out if someone saw something and yelled) took one look at me and all went in to gear up! We were fools to refuse the first time! (Check out the pictures of this outfit if you’re looking for a good laugh!)

We searched and searched the horizon, looking for a spouting blowhole, a fin, a tail, an anything, for hours. About 11pm we were all feeling discouraged and had started getting cold again despite our whale watching suits. I went inside to warm up my hands and heard yelling from the bow so ran back out. The expedition assistant yelled and pointed, “10 o’clock! 10 o’clock! TWO porpoises!” I think I just looked at her and blinked. Are you kidding me? Porpoises? I want to see whales, lady. Someone else must have looked disappointed too and she told us that porpoises were mammals and, as such, one of the smallest types of whales. Um, no dice. I wasn’t going for that. They looked like more boring versions of dolphins and were pretty far away. We had been told that the previous three trips that day and been extremely successful and they had seen multiple Minke whales and even a Humpback! Unfortunately, the Humpback seemed to be heading back out to sea at 5pm that evening and we couldn’t find anything else besides two sad little porpoises!

We kept scanning the horizon but were getting increasingly discouraged. You really can only look for whales for so long before you start thinking that every little ripple and water chop is a whale. I was starting to go crazy! I swear I began hallucinating spouting blowholes! I had just gone back in again to warm up when we heard a shriek, “Minke whale! Minke whale! WOO HOO!” We all ran out to the bow and the assistant explained that Minke whales can get up to 11m long and usually surface 2-3 times before taking a deeper, longer dive into the ocean for a few minutes. She said we’d be able to tell if the whale was diving because it would have a more pronounced arch in its back as it surfaced. We watched and waited for the whale to resurface and then, there he was! He did just as our guide had told us and surfaced a couple times before arching his back and disappearing for three minutes or so. We probably got within 40m of him and it was amazing to see such a big creature swimming so gracefully. The sound he made as surfaced was amazing too but indescribable – just so peaceful and perfect and balanced. We only saw one whale that night but it was a really cool experience and it truly was under the midnight sun which made it even more special.

I think our crew was ecstatic (relieved!) too that we’d finally found a whale and we were all happily drinking hot chocolate, up from the doldrums which had characterized the 30 minutes before the sighting, as we set out for a tiny island off the coast of Reykjavik which is known to house thousands of Puffins. Puffins are little birds which look a bit like a cross of a penguin and a parrot to me (clearly not a bird expert!). Unbelievably, there are 10 million Puffins in Iceland and only 300,000 people! Our guide described the Puffin as “a faithful lover” who is monogamous to one mate until death do they part (in which case the living mate can find another). Similar to penguins, they have one egg and, subsequently, one baby each year and the parents watch and care for the egg using the same nest each and every year. (Our guide said that some local scientists had followed an Icelandic Puffin for 30 years and he used the exact same next in the exact same location every year until he died – amazing!) After breeding season, the Puffins all fly out to sea where there remain until the next summer when they will raise their next-year chick. They have little tiny wings which they have to beat 400 times per minute in order to fly but are very good for use diving in the ocean. Puffins can dive up to 200ft or more below the surface in open water. That’s one crazy little bird!

I crashed after the midnight whale watching and, unfortunately, had to head out the next afternoon but not before I visited perhaps the most famous tourist site in Iceland – the Blue Lagoon! The Blue Lagoon is a geothermal hot spring which has been turned into a major tourist attraction through the building of a spa, restaurant, and rather lovely shower facilities literally on top of the hot springs. I went to the Blue Lagoon on my way to the airport and got to spend a few hours soaking in the very nice, very blue, 38-40°C water and I even got a massage in the water floating around on a little mat in the open air. I didn’t know what to expect from this but figured it was worth a try and it was wonderful! The natural properties and temperature of the water kill all harmful bacteria so it’s not necessary to chlorinate or even clean it. It was really nice and relaxing to hang out in the hot pool for a few hours and although I had to go to catch my plane, it looked like most people were there for the day, enjoying the bar on the water and even laying out in the 65°F sun between dips in the warm water. It was definitely a different but very cool experience. The water and the silica mud from the Lagoon are also supposed to be really good for your skin so I floated around with about a hundred other tourists all shellacked with silica mud on our faces. Where else can you do something like that?

The water is a great temperature but can get too hot if you stay in for too long so I would periodically take breaks from the pool and walk around the facility. At one point I was walking back into the women’s locker room to grab something from my locker and noticed a man in front of me making a beeline for the women’s shower area. I grabbed him just in time and pointed to the sign above the entrance depicting a figure in a dress. I then pointed across the hall to the men’s locker room entrance and said helpfully, “Men over there.” He pointed at a pylon in the hallway blocking his entrance while the staff quickly mopped the floor and said, “I can’t get in. I don’t know where to go!” I shrugged. Sorry, buddy, but that is your problem! All I know is you can’t go in the women’s locker room! Twenty more feet and he would have been smack dab in the middle of a room of showering women and I’m pretty sure that wasn’t going to go over very well!

The only bad part of the Blue Lagoon was that I had somehow picked up a 60 year-old Dutch man on the bus after he sat down next to me (the bus was full) and we had discussed US and European politics on the way to the Lagoon. He found me later in the Lagoon and was following me around telling me how he’d never met anyone in the world with the same eye color as him but that I had it and he was mesmerized. Gag a maggot and skedaddle already! Thankfully, I could move through the water a lot faster than him and was able to get, and stay, away.

I washed all the silica out of my hair and got cleaned up for my flight back to Montana for my brother’s wedding. Because I had stopped over in Iceland, I had already knocked out about four hours of travel and had adjusted three time zones closer so I was feeling pretty good. I was excited to see my family and go to the wedding and only had to connect in Minneapolis on the way to Bozeman. My flight from Reykjavik to Minneapolis wasn’t bad, only six and a half hours and it went pretty smoothly. I was feeling great at that point, was back in the US for the first time in six months and only had a short two hour or so flight to Montana. I had a four hour layover before my flight to Montana which I had intentionally scheduled as a buffer since my Minneapolis to Bozeman flight was completely separate from my Helsinki – Reykjavik – Minneapolis flight. After navigating the Minneapolis airport (out of all the airports I’ve been in over the last six months this one was by far the most confusing and poorly signed of all of them, and I could even read the signs!) and getting to the domestic terminal, I was a little disappointed to find that my flight was expected to be a half an hour late but, what can you do? I camped out on the floor next to the only outlet I could find and tried to make use of the time.

What started out as a 30 minute delay became 60 minutes, then 90 minutes, and then 2 hours. Now I was getting a little worried. I was supposed to have left at 9:40pm and now we were talking about 11:40pm, getting me into Bozeman at nearly 1am. I was exhausted but I knew that my parents were tired too as were our family friends who we were staying with and I didn’t want any of them to have to wait up that late. The woman at the gate suddenly made a hurried announcement, “The airplane has just arrived and we will deplane the passengers as quickly as possible. We ask that you all then board as quickly as you can. Our crew is running up against ‘duty day’ limits and if we don’t take off by 11:29pm tonight, we won’t be able to fly.” That got everyone’s attention – it was already ten minutes to eleven and we still had to deplane and then board an entire flight!

We all hurried and scurried and the plane was fully boarded with all passengers in their seats at 11:14pm (you better believe I was checking the time!). We sat and waited, waited and sat. The minutes ticked away…11:19pm, then 11:23pm, surely they are going to push back any minute…11:28pm, maybe my watch is fast?...11:31pm, are we going to get an update?...11:45p, why the hell haven’t we heard an update?....midnight, WHY THE HELL HAVEN’T WE HEARD AN UPDATE?! The flight attendants were serving drinks in first class and water to the rest of the plane. Things were not looking good! They let us sit there without a word of update with the pilot and co-pilot going back and forth in and out of the plane talking to someone at Minneapolis dispatch while we all sat there nervously waiting, our anxiety increasing by the second. The guy next to me was not happy and kept saying helpful things like, “Yep, well, here’s the baggage crew ready to unload our stuff!” It was a miserable wait.

About 12:20am, after being on the plane for nearly an hour and now almost three hours later than our scheduled take-off, we finally got an update from one of the flight attendants, “I’m afraid I have bad news. Your flight has been cancelled because we don’t have a crew to fly the plane. Also, unfortunately, there are no hotel rooms in Minneapolis because of a conference this week and there’s only one Delta employee left at the airport to help you so I suggest you call our 800 number yourself to reschedule your flight rather than stand in line.” The entire plane erupted in obscenities as we scrambled out of our seats. You have got to be kidding me!

The lone man at the desk when we deplaned didn’t endear himself to us either when he immediately announced, “Just so you know, you folks are on your own for accommodations for tonight. I can’t help you with that and there aren’t any hotel rooms available anyway.” Um, sensitivity training, perhaps? Or maybe just some base level social skills? He continued, “We will compensate you for the inconvenience with $100 vouchers good towards your next Delta flight. I guess I’ll see what I can do about some food vouchers. I think McDonalds might be open.” I couldn’t believe it. I wanted to tell him that, first of all, there would be no more Delta flights in my future if I had anything to do with it. And secondly, that I’d like to trade in that $100 voucher for the opportunity to slap him silly, the little troll!

I had called Delta immediately as I was deplaning and had finally gotten through to a woman who put me on standby for the 9am flight the next morning. She told me that she was unable to give me a seat number because it was too close to departure but that there were 12 empty seats on the plane and that I was definitely on the flight. I looked around at the other confused, exhausted, and pretty forlorn looking crowd from my flight, all scrambling to figure out what to do – sleep there? Find and pay for another hotel? (Turns out only the “Delta partner” hotels were booked – of course there were plenty of places to stay in a city as big as Minneapolis.) Rebook for later that week and go home? I grabbed my things and tried to find a relatively quiet place to sleep. (Good luck! The airport PA system announced the local time every 30 minutes – is that really necessary?!) There was no way I was going to go back out of security, pick up my bag, go to and pay for a hotel, sleep four hours, and then turn around and come back to do it all again. I figured I would just suck it up and sleep there. If I hadn’t gotten on the 9am flight then maybe things would have been different.

I had actually checked a bag for this flight which I never do but was trying to get some things back to the US from Finland so didn’t have anything of use with me besides my computer. No soap, no toothbrush, no nothing. I had over packed my checked bag, however, and they made me take a few pounds out of it to get under the weight limit when I checked-in. I had brought some quilt packs back with me (packages of assorted cuts of fabric to be used to make a quilt) which I was going to leave in Montana until Christmas and had pulled one of those out of my checked bag and put it into my carry-on to make the weight limit. I pulled out one of the yards of fabric, wrapped it around my head to try to block out the light, put my iPod headphones in to try to muffle some of the noise in the airport, and curled up in the fetal position on a bench. Sweet dreams!

I somehow managed to get a few hours of disjointed sleep until I was woken up by a crowd of people who were sitting at the gate at 5:45am for a 9am flight. Who are these people?! I tried to ignore them and wrapped the quilt fabric around my head tighter but my limited sleep time was over. Time to get up! UGH.

At this point I was a total grease ball in addition to being exhausted. I had silica in my hair, my back hurt from sleeping on a pod of hard plastic chairs, I hadn’t brushed my teeth in 24 hours, and I was mad. How can Delta get away with this? I camped out near the gate for the 9am flight and got in line to speak to the woman at the desk to get my boarding pass as soon as I could. She looked up my information and said, “You’re on standby along with 11 other passengers and this flight is full and fully checked-in.” I was a little slow given my lack of sleep the previous night and asked, “So, what are you saying? Do you think I’ll get on?” She made no bones about it and just shook her head, “No. It’s not looking good.” I had just about had it but was calm, asked her what I was supposed to do and then just started babbling, “My flight was cancelled at 12:30am and I called Delta last night and was told I was confirmed on this flight. I had to sleep in the airport. Other people got rescheduled for a flight this Friday which is NOT acceptable. I’m going home for my brother’s wedding!” (My original flight was Wednesday.) She looked at me and said, “I’m sorry. I don’t even know what happened. A flight was cancelled?” I could have wrung somebody’s neck at that point (although not hers – she was the only helpful person I had encountered in the last 24 hours)!

I explained the situation and we tried to figure out other potential alternatives. She could schedule me for the Bozeman flight that night, a full 24 hours from my original flight and 40 hours after I had left Reykjavik. She could route me through Salt Lake which required a connection and would only get me in a few hours earlier. She could send me to Helena or Billings and I could then drive to Bozeman from there. What a mess! She told me she didn’t think I had a chance to get on the 9am flight but that I may as well stick around just in case and then decide which of the other options I thought would be best. I sat down and first started complaining and cursing to my mom on the phone about what a disaster this had been and how terrible Delta was and what I was going to say to so-and-so Delta representative once I got one on the phone. I then got so frustrated I started crying in addition to cursing. It wasn’t very pretty.

I began commiserating with a man who was in the same situation as me just as they were making the final call for boarding. The woman at the desk kept calling final boarding for a couple who had not yet reached the gate. Miraculously, she then called both me and the guy I happened to be talking to and we ran up to the desk. “I have a couple in wheelchairs who I have confirmed as having landed and currently on their way to the gate but they’re not here yet and I can’t hold the plane any longer. I’m going to give them one more minute and then I’ve got to close the doors and I’ll put the two of you on.” I’ve never hoped that a couple of wheelchair-ridden senior citizens wouldn’t make it somewhere but I definitely hoped for it then! My new airport buddy said, “Would it be bad if we paid someone to run down the hall to intercept them?” I didn’t even answer the question, “I’ve got twenty bucks on me – is that enough?”

We waited a painful 60 seconds before she printed off our boarding passes and let us on the plane. We ran onto the plane at 8:56am for a 9am departure and I was on an emotional high for the first 90 minutes of the flight before the exhaustion caught up to me and I started to fade. I got to Bozeman only about 12 hours later and one sleepless night after I had expected to arrive but was so glad to be there that I didn’t care. Ironically, my brother Jesse and his fiancée Heidi were booked on the same Minneapolis to Bozeman flight that night which began showing up as departing late as early as noon that day. Knowing what a mess that flight was the night before and having no faith in Delta, I suggested that they figure out alternative plans. They played it a bit by ear but had a back-up plan and when the flight got delayed another hour later that afternoon they changed their flight to go to Helena and then drove to Bozeman. That Bozeman flight ended up getting cancelled again and was the third cancellation of that route in three days. I ran into a woman whose Tuesday 9am flight had been cancelled and she had been rebooked on my 9:40pm flight on Wednesday. After that flight was cancelled, this woman was rebooked on my brother’s Thursday 9:40pm flight which was also cancelled…things could have been much worse! (Poor thing – I hope she made it and that Delta gets nailed to the wall for the whole mess!)

Needless to say, it was a pretty painful reintroduction to the US but Iceland was wonderful! I already have my next trip to Iceland decided…it will be for a 5-7 day trek in Skaftafell National Park! (I never seem to be able to “check-off” any of my travel locations – I just want to do and see more after I’ve done some and seen a little!)

Un autre macaron, s'il vous plaît!

After four days on the coast south of Barcelona for training (rough life), I headed directly to Paris for my last trip with Heidi before she heads to business school this fall. (Sad!) Heidi’s been in Paris since last September so is officially a local at this point and I had never spent any time in Paris although I’d been through it many times for other trips. I got in late on Thursday night, too late to take the train into town, and took a cab to Heidi’s apartment in the city center. Heidi had been in the US that week for a work conference and was only getting back to Paris at 7am on Friday. Luckily, she’d been able to hand off a key when we met the previous weekend in Germany. Between the two of us, we’d been in six countries in the last six days so we were lucky to get things coordinated!

I got to the apartment around 1am and thankfully had been given excellent instructions from Heidi on how to navigate to her apartment…which involved getting to an address cab drivers don’t immediately know, a couple code-locked gates, five flights of skinny steps up to the top floor in the corner building of the second courtyard, and a funny key which you have to turn a full 360° (but was it clockwise or counterclockwise?). Whew! I made it without a problem though and crashed until about 8am when Heidi got back from the US. Needless to say, she was now exhausted! We hot-bunked (I got out of bed and she got in) and I took off for a day of solo super touristy Paris sight-seeing since she’d done it all multiple times before and also needed to catch up on some sleep.

I had heard from many (non-French) people that Paris was their favorite city and I can tell why after being there for only a few days. Not only is the city beautiful with statues, sculptures, lovely old bridges, and, of course, the Eiffel Tower, but it’s literally covered in world-renowned museums and art galleries. The fact that the food is also excellent doesn’t hurt either (although I probably value good food more highly than the average person!). I started the day by walking along the Seine past the Pont Neuf Bridge, the Louvre, Place de la Concorde, Avenue des Champs-Élysées, and on to the Eiffel Tower. My first view of the Eiffel Tower was rather disappointing to be honest. It just looked like a big, not particularly beautiful monument at first glance from afar but the closer I walked the more impressive it became. By the time I was standing at its feet, I was in awe. It is such an impressive architectural feat to begin with and the fact that it is so enormous just makes it all the more overwhelming. I was also overwhelmed by the number of tourists and school groups and I was there on a Friday morning which should have been relatively quiet (compared to the weekend)! I had planned on making the trip to the top but looked at the long, winding, chaotic lines and decided that I didn’t need the city view. (Heidi told me later that there were better views from other places in the city because they included the Eiffel Tower in the view so I felt like I had made a good decision to avoid the tourist craziness and long lines.)

As I made my way back along the river I got stopped by a little man who was asking for directions (he clearly doesn’t know my track record with directions!) who asked if one of the churches within eyesight was Notre Dame. I told him, no, Notre Dame was actually a bit further down the river and showed him on a map both where he was and where he was trying to go. He said, “You are not French?!” (He had spoken to me in French to begin with.) I told him, “No. I am American.” His eyes lit up, he pointed back at himself and he said, “I am American too! I am South American!” I asked him which country and he told me Peru. I told him I was from the USA. He said, “We are from very close! We are neighbors!” I was thinking that Peru was probably about as far as Paris from San Francisco but, yes, we were continental neighbors. This guy was super cute and so excited to find another “American.” I was also happy for once to be the one giving and not asking for directions!

I spent some time walking the gorgeous grounds outside the Louvre in the Jardin des Tuileries (Tuileries Garden) and it was an absolutely perfect day. It seemed like every Parisian who had been able to escape from work was out in the sunshine enjoying the day. I am very wary of European prices (for everything!) at this point and got desperate for lunch while hanging out at the park so was expecting very bad, very expensive food at one of the little stands outside the Louvre. I got in line and started checking out the ham and cheese baguettes, the small quiches, the savory pastries and foccacias, and the beautiful sweet tarts and chocolate croissants. I got tempted by an apricot pastry plus a quiche Lorraine and probably took a grand total of five minutes to eat them both – they were amazing! Even better, they were cheap too at four Euros total! The quiche was perfect with a flaky crust, firm texture, and flavorful vegetables which were cooked just right. The apricot pastry was also amazing – not too sweet and with perfectly tart apricots. There’s clearly a reason why the French are known for their cuisine. I had just grabbed the equivalent of street food and was in heaven!

I met Heidi later that afternoon and we walked around some local neighborhoods which were vibrant with lots of people sitting outside in cafes enjoying their cappuccinos, pastries, and…cigarettes. I saw more smokers in Paris that weekend than I have seen in any other European country! There was a book written a few years ago by Mireille Guiliano called French Women Don’t Get Fat which attempts to explain how French women eat cheese, pastries, and bread, in addition to drinking copious amounts of wine, and are still able to stay slim. (Caveat: I haven’t actually read the book, only heard about it!) Heidi’s take after being in Paris for nearly a year is that Europeans in general eat smaller portions than Americans (true from my standpoint as well), the French do not snack at all between meals (is this even possible?!), and that cigarettes are consciously used as a way to suppress appetite and stay thin. The first two are probably a good call but that last one is a pretty brutal sacrifice!

I dropped into one of the museums, Musée de l'Orangerie, which houses Monet’s Water Lilies among other famous pieces of art. I felt rather unsophisticated and uncultured though as I walked through the entire museum and was finished in a grand total of 30 minutes. There were people sitting on benches in the Monet area just staring silently at the paintings as I walked in, took a look around, and moved on within a few minutes. I guess I don’t have proper appreciation for art but I couldn’t stomach the thought of spending more time indoors when the weather outside was so great! I didn’t even attempt the Louvre given my short amount of time in Paris (and the great weather). That will have to wait for another trip in a different season.

I stopped by Notre Dame de Paris (Our Lady of Paris) later that afternoon and can also understand why this cathedral is so famous. It might very well be the most beautiful church I have ever seen! Construction began in 1163 and took 200 years to complete so it really is a historical and cultural treasure. There’s something special about it that I can’t quite put my finger on which makes it seem even more spectacular than the other great cathedrals of Europe. It was actually slated for demolition after being vandalized by the Huguenots in the 1500’s and damaged during the French Revolution but was saved by Victor Hugo’s writing of The Hunchback of Notre Dame which renewed interest in the cathedral and sparked a movement to preserve and protect it. We’re lucky that Hugo chose it as the setting for his novel! I had wanted to avoid the long line to go to the top of tower and, unfortunately, pushed it a bit too late. They cut off the line a half hour before closing time and I only missed it by a few people in line. As the French would say, c’est la vie! I’m just glad I got to visit the place at all!

We spent much of the rest of the weekend walking through the local neighborhoods, eating crepes and macarons (macaroons - amazing!), and shopping. Paris, as you probably know, is the “fashion capital of the world” and I would agree with this but with the caveat that it is the fashion capital of the world for petite French women. I’m not a big person and I felt like I could hardly find anything that would fit me! (I think maybe French women are smoking cigarettes while I’m out running…these clothes were definitely not made for athletes!) The good thing about this is that it prevented me from spending money because goodness knows I can compete with the best of them with respect to spending money on new clothes. (I did make up for my very unsuccessful shopping trip in Paris while back in the US for my brother Adam’s wedding last week, however. I found more clothes in Bozeman, MT which is definitely not the fashion capital of anything, maybe not even of Montana, than I did in Paris!)

The other thing about shopping in Paris and Europe in general is that it is so extraordinarily and maddeningly inefficient. When I’m shopping for a dress I want to go to the dress section of the store so I don’t have to wade through all the other shirts, pants, skirts, etc. In Europe, everything is organized by designer rather than by type of item which probably makes sense for those Europeans who are much more stylish than I am but requires that you go through every designer’s selection of clothing which is also completely unorganized and try to find whatever particular item you might be interested in. You can go from designer to designer in a mall department store and grab multiple items to try on together but then you have to actually purchase them at the specific designer’s or shop’s register. Given the way that I normally shop which is only a few times per year but in bulk, this could mean an hour or more of “checkout” navigating between registers. Ugh! On top of that, the prices are so outrageous that many of the items are actually locked to the racks so you have to get someone to remove each article of clothing before you can try it on (which must be done at the nearest dressing room with one of the sales associates nearby). The inefficiency of this process was enough to deter me from even attempting to shop at certain stores. I think I’ll stick with my online ordering…I may not be nearly as stylish as the Parisians but my takeaway from my Paris shopping trip is that style requires too much of a time commitment to pull off! (And yes, I am often the stereotypical American tourist running around in white sneakers.)

After the unsuccessful shopping trip, Heidi and I prioritized the US vs. UK World Cup match and found a good Irish bar for the occasion. We walked in and there were British and Canadian flags hung on the wall but definitely no American flags. Out of maybe 50 people in the bar, there were 5 US fans including us so it wasn’t exactly an even crowd! (It turns out that one of the US fans was extremely loud and started chanting, “USA! USA!” while banging on his table multiple times throughout the game so he probably counted as the equivalent of about 20 UK fans who were rather quiet.) I’m not a huge soccer fan but it is always fun to watch world athletic competitions. The US basically got beat up for 90 minutes but was lucky and escaped with a tie – it was a pretty stressful game given that the UK just kept shooting on goal but it was fun to cheer for a US team with some other Americans (even if that one was a bit obnoxious).

Heidi took me exploring in the Right Bank for dinner so that we could also see Basilique du Sacré-Cœur (Sacred Heart Basilica) which is located at the highest point in Paris in Montmartre (130 meters high). It was nice to run the many stairs up to the top after a very heavy dinner of escargot, onion soup, and a croque monsieur (I really needed a break from cheese after this weekend!) and the views of the Eiffel Tower were amazing. All the cheese didn’t stop us from hitting up one of the local gelato shops on the way home though and it was a great, very Parisian final evening.

I spent Sunday morning doing a long run down the Seine and through and around Jardin des Plantes, yet another really beautiful garden / park in the center of Paris. I was great to feel a bit more like a local although in classic Andrea-form, I did run past Heidi’s street (I actually knew where I was if you can believe it but I think I read the wrong sign) but got the Louvre which I knew was too far west and was able to navigate a detour back to the apartment. I was really feeling like a local at that point! As expected, I had much too little time (again) in one of the world’s truly great cities and left only wanting more of the city… and of the macaroons, the crepes, the cheeses. (I think if I lived there it would be a full-time job to appropriately balance the eating and the running!)

Thursday, June 24, 2010

A swan king and two silly girls

I had a busy travel week earlier this month with a training program for work in Spain sandwiched between two fun trips with my friend Heidi; the first to Bavaria, Germany to see the Neuschwanstein Castle and the second to Paris to visit her in her current if temporary “home.” After another week of short nights and long workdays, I left for Munich on Friday afternoon to begin the 10 day travel tour. While we both flew into Munich, Heidi and I had planned our trip around the Neuschwanstein Castle (the basis for the design of the Disneyland castle) and the southernmost part of Germany’s lovely “Romantic Road” which winds its way north to south through the countryside and is dotted with quaint villages and farms. We had rented a car so that we would have some control of our schedule (tough to be limited by bus schedules when you’ve only got two days!) and I was excited to get behind the wheel again. While I am typically in taxis a couple times a day I haven’t actually driven myself since before I moved to Finland! I don’t like feeling restricted by transportation schedules or limited vehicle access (carryover from growing up in Idaho and wide open spaces) so this was a major adjustment.

Heidi was already in Munich waiting for me and, in true American form, we both grabbed a treat at Starbucks before heading out. (Interesting fact: Finns drink more coffee per capita than any other country in the world. All the Nordics are fairly high on this list but Finland drinks twice as much as #2 Norway. These people love their coffee!) Believe it or not, there is no Starbucks in Finland so I always get excited to see them in the international airports…although more for their sugar-free syrups than for the coffee. What can I say? Europeans aren’t really into artificial sweeteners which I think is a crying shame! (I did bring $100 worth of Crystal Light with me to Finland – I was prepared for this to be a problem!)

We took our franchised, American coffee treats to go (another American-perk is that all food and drink is available to-go…funny the things you miss and appreciate when you’re gone!) and booked it to the rental car office. It was already 9pm or so and we had a couple hour drive in front of us. I was already exhausted from the week so just wanted to get to our hotel as quickly as possible.

We picked up our rental car, a Mercedes, of course. What else would you expect in Germany (except for BMW)? I should clarify that it was a little jellybean-looking Mercedes but a Mercedes nonetheless. We loaded up the GPS and took off. The German highway system only serves to confirm the German engineering and efficient design stereotype. The roads are well-maintained and signed and the drivers all follow the rules which results in very smooth, if a bit fast, sailing on German roads! Heidi was “navigator” and started fiddling with the GPS to figure out how to type in our destination city with all the German characters. She worked it out and we were set – only 150 kilometers before bed!

We drove for about 70 kilometers and caught up on the last few weeks and tried to lay out our plans for the next couple days. We were enjoying the German farmland with really rather beautiful white country churches with red roof tops popping up in every village about ever 5-10 kilometers. This was a version of Germany I had not experienced before – it was quiet, rural, and charming. As is the case all over Europe now, the day was long and we had light until about 10:30pm. It was really a nice drive and the kilometers were passing quickly. We kept getting a warning from the GPS that our destination was “closed to vehicles” and we’d have to take an alternate route. I told Heidi not to worry about it – they don’t just shut down access to towns. I was sure we could figure something out but we first needed to get to town to understand the potential issues.

Heidi said she was a little nervous about the directions…and admitted she had just picked the “closest thing” to our destination name from the GPS. Now I understood why she was a bit nervous. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Excuse me…what?! Since when do you pick similar but different city names and think you’re going to get to the right place?! When would that have ever made sense?! Thankfully, I said something much calmer than what I was thinking to the effect of, “Ok, let’s try again then with the exact city name.” She punched in “Füssen” and the GPS came back immediately with, “REROUTING. Rerouting. Prepare to exit in five kilometers….” UGH. As luck would have it, the same, same, but different city name was in the exact, 180° opposite direction from Füssen. We exited, turned around, and had to backtrack 70 km just to get to the starting point…of the 150 km drive we should have started two hours before. Heidi apologized multiple times and laughed. I wasn’t quite to the laughing point yet and was mad at myself for not checking a map. This is what happens when you blindly follow a GPS! I hadn’t even checked or paid attention to the direction we were driving…embarrassing! (I did end up laughing later that night – probably when I reached the point of exhausted delirium – and it became a joke for the rest of the weekend.) Heidi called the hotel and the clerk said that she was going home at midnight but that she’d leave the key at another hotel across the street for us if we hadn’t arrived by the time she left. I knew by the clerk’s response that I was going to like this town…small town trust and hospitality is a great sign! We pulled in around 1am, Heidi got the key from across the street (directed there by a hand-written note posted on the front door of our hotel), I set my alarm for 9am so that we’d make our castle tour, and we crashed for the night. A little hiccup but nothing lost!

I woke up the next morning…at 10:30am. Oops! How did that happen?! I blinked a few times, tried to wake up and understand what had happened, and shook Heidi, “We overslept! We have to be at the castle at 11am for our tour tickets! We’ll never make it!” We had about 20 seconds of a “Do we haul tail?” or “Do we just go late and beg forgiveness?” discussion before deciding on the latter and took our time…eating breakfast in a dining room decorated with pretzels (remember, this is Bavaria after all!) and homemade crafts made of dried pasta, yarn, and buttons. Don’t ask – we couldn’t figure it out either.

We ended up getting to the castle at noon instead of at 11am and went to the roll call line to pick up our tickets. (Heidi was the smart one and pre-bought tickets online so we wouldn’t have to wait in the long line.) It stated very clearly on the tickets that we were to be there by 11am sharp for our noon tour. Heidi asked, “Do we tell them we overslept? Maybe we should tell them that we got lost last night and got in very late?” I said, “I don’t think the Germans will have much sympathy for our ‘getting lost’ story. Plus, it’s embarrassing! I say we apologize profusely, smile, and hope that the guy is nice.” We started apologizing and telling our sob story in tandem (the sleeping through the alarm part, not the driving in the opposite direction of where we should have been going!). The guy at the desk didn’t even look up, grabbed our printed receipt and said, “You are late.” We, again in tandem, continued to apologize and asked over one another if we could change to a tour later that day. He still didn’t look up and said, “There is another English tour at 1:15pm. I can put you on that one.” Perfect! We were so afraid we’d get the third-degree from this guy and he didn’t care why we were we late; he just solved the problem. He wasn’t particularly friendly and didn’t care that we were smiling but he did solve our problem nonetheless. I’ll take it! (We never did figure out what happened with the alarm…I’m guessing that I turned it off in my sleep – yikes!)

We had a little over an hour before the tour which was great because the area is actually really beautiful with a gorgeous, bright blue lake and views of the Bavarian Alps all around with little villages in the valley. We walked to a wooden bridge back on the mountain where you can get the famous side view of the full castle and it was really impressive – much more so than I was expecting! The castle is truly in an ethereal location, propped up on what almost looks like a podium embedded in the side of the mountains. The design of the castle is also really striking with multiple Rapunzel-esque towers creating very much the fairytale castle we all would recognize. (I guess for those of us influenced by Disney this castle quite literally created our fairytale castle since it served as the “blueprint” for the one with which we grew up.) King Ludwig II of Bavaria, the infamous king who built the Neuschwanstein castle for his personal use, was both a perfectionist and a lover of beautiful design. He is thought to have been crazy which may be true, particularly given the extravagance of and investment in this castle, but his perfectionism and eye for beautiful design are certainly evident in his last masterpiece!

King Ludwig II actually only lived in the castle for 172 days before he was dethroned and then, quite suspiciously, found drowned in the lake with his doctor (also drowned). The locals who had been looking up to the castle in the mountains for years as it was being built didn’t let the ex-King's body get too cold in the grave before descending (ascending, actually) on it in droves…they opened up the castle to paying patrons only six weeks after Ludwig’s death in 1886. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, buddy!

I wasn’t expecting much from the inside of the castle but although it was not even near complete when Ludwig died (about 15 of the around 600 planned rooms were finished), the rooms that were finished were truly incredible to see. Among other things, we toured Ludwig’s bedroom in which every surface, literally every surface, is covered in amazingly detailed wood carvings. Our guide told us that Ludwig’s relatively small bedroom took 14 artists 4 months to complete just the carvings of his bed (full frame with ornately carved posts which flow into the carved ceiling), the ceilings, and his “reading chair.” Ludwig had basically an entire floor for his personal living space and each room was seemingly, and unbelievably, more ornate than the previous. His sitting rooms and salons were covered in gorgeous paintings of scenes from his favorite operas by Richard Wagner. Ludwig apparently loved Wagner and the top floor of the castle, basically an enormous ballroom and theatre / performance hall, is dedicated to Wagner and also covered in tributes to him and his compositions.

The floor of the chapel was also unreal – a breathtakingly beautiful mosaic made of millions (literally) of tiny tiles covered the floor and the paintings, stained glass, and domed ceiling were gorgeous. Perhaps the most ridiculous room in a sea of ridiculously opulent rooms was Ludwig’s man-made “grotto” which served as a hallway from one of his personal salons. A grotto is basically a cave, typically over water, and there are many beautiful and famous ones in Europe often thought to be special places of miracles. Ludwig had loved the grottos in Italy and decided he wanted one too…and he got it! We were walking in a gold-gilded, carved, painted, tapestried, formal sitting room when one of the panels (Ludwig was also into “hidden” doors) opened and we were suddenly walking through a cave…with stunning views of the Alps out the grotto windows. Bizarre, but beautiful!

After being mesmerized and overwhelmed by Neuschwanstein, we walked back down the mountain to Ludwig’s other castle on the property called Hohenschwangau. (Why wouldn’t you have two castles?) Ludwig lived in this castle, also beautiful but not so overwhelming, while Neuschwanstein was being built. (Hohenschwangau had been Ludwig's summer home as a child.) Neuschwanstein was more impressive just because it was so insane, excessive, and massive but Heidi and I preferred Hohenschwangau as far as homes go. (Not sure why we felt we needed to make this distinction – I’m pretty sure we don’t and won’t have that option!) One theme that was fairly consistent throughout both castles was that of swans. (Did you catch the reference in both castle names?) Ludwig loved swans and they were all over Neuschwanstein, swan-shaped porcelain flower vases, swans painted on the walls, swans carved in the doors, frames, floorboards, you name it and swans were somehow designed in. We saw more swan sculptures on the grounds of the yellow castle too. Maybe this guy was a little strange. How many men do you know who are obsessed with swans? How many men do you know who would even admit to liking swans? Even just a little bit? Whatever – to each their own! (Ludwig is known now, among other things, as both the Mad King and the Swan King.)

We spent the rest of the afternoon hiking around the beautiful lake and just enjoying the weather. It was absolutely perfect weather while we were there – bright sunshine, gorgeous blue skies, and about 75°F. Castles aside, the landscape there is just stunning and it was great to be able to spend the day in such a beautiful place walking around in the sunshine. We heard later that we had really lucked out. It had rained every day for the previous three weeks and the day we toured Neuschwanstein was the first true “summer” day for the area. Lucky us!

Heidi and I asked our hotel for a good German / Bavarian dinner recommendation and they sent us a few blocks away to one of the best in town. We arrived to find our host dressed in brown tights, a baggy Robin Hood-ish white shirt with a vest, and pointy elf-looking shoes. Yikes! Our waitress had the Bavarian bar maid look going on but she was about 45, a little crusty, and neither rocking nor really enjoying the outfit. (It was pretty bad though, I have to admit.) We had fried “forest mushrooms” (a.k.a. normal white mushrooms), pork schnitzel with mushroom gravy, and “cheese noodles” which was a more adult and better, if surely less healthy, version of mac ‘n cheese. We also each had a glass of the house wine which tasted a bit like beer – I guess I should have expected this since it is kind of sin to drink wine rather than beer in Bavaria – and then decided we’d share a carafe of it including the glasses we’d already just ordered. The waitress didn’t understand what we wanted (or didn’t care after being stuffed into her silly uniform) and brought out a full carafe after we’d already each had a big glass. Needless to say, we were very happy patrons in about an hour or so and before the meal was over Heidi had put herself in the restaurant’s medieval stocks with her head and hands clamped in ready for the tomatoes to be thrown. (Check out the pictures!) It was a fun night and we continued to enjoy the weather first eating outside on a little square and then spending some time walking the cobblestone streets and exploring Füssen.

Heidi’s work plans had changed late the previous week and she had to cut her stay in Füssen pretty short, leaving by 11am on Sunday morning to catch a flight back to the US for a conference. We got up early (I didn’t turn the alarm off this time!) and took a nice walk in the surrounding meadows in more glorious sunshine. Heidi took off to make her flight and I had the rest of the day to do with as I liked. I spent another couple hours in Füssen wandering down the old streets and stopping for a lazy lunch before taking the long way back to Munich, stopping in several of the small towns along the Romantic Road and pulling over to get pictures of the gorgeously green countryside. There is a very famous church near Füssen called Wieskirche (Church of the Meadow) which is a UNESCO site as well so I decided to stop by to check it out on my way. I was having a good time bouncing between towns and I punched in Wieskirche to the GPS as my next stop. I had a map with me for a sanity check and when I got close to Wieskirche, I could see a sign up ahead pointing to the right and my GPS was telling me to turn right immediately. I shrugged and figured I may as well turn. I knew I was about 5 km away and the GPS-suggested road looked more interesting. I turned and took off on a fairly slow 5 km winding and weaving country road through the country. The road was gorgeous and besides one other car, I only saw a cyclist and a man giving a tour in a house-drawn wagon (he was dressed in full-on Bavarian, suspendered glory). I could see the church up ahead – it’s huge – and continued to follow the GPS’ instructions.

The road took me straight up the side of a hill to the very entrance of Wieskirche, to the clear displeasure and annoyance of all the tourists walking around the area. I basically couldn’t go back at this point and it was clear that something was a little off. I was driving very slowly to try to get down to the other side of the hill to the large parking lot and the old German couples walking along the road to and from the church were either jumping out of my way like they were shocked or were begrudgingly moving to the side and giving me dirty looks. I kept poking along until I got down the hill and into the parking lot. I hopped out of the car and started walking up the hill I had just come down in the car and…yep, clearly posted about 10 times in 100 meters that no cars are allowed on this road. Oops! Foiled by the GPS yet again! I was really hoping that nobody would recognize me as the obnoxious driver on the “no cars” road! Unfortunately, a few of them did and I was just glad that I didn’t speak German so that I didn’t understand what they were saying about me as I walked by. They were clearly not happy with me and gave me a new, much harsher definition for “crusty” than the one I had used for the waitress the previous night – yikes!

I did a quick tour of Wieskirche, being very careful not to draw any more attention to myself than I already had, and then got back on the road for a nice drive back to the airport. The weekend was much too short, as usual, but had been a wonderful, fresh-air, Bavarian break in the countryside with a splash of crazy prince and castles thrown in for good measure. I also learned two very important lessons from this trip: 1) Don’t be embarrassed to go to the most touristy of all tourist sites – in this case the inspiration for animated fairytales turned out to be legitimately inspiring, and 2) Almost doesn’t count in love and in GPS destination entry / directions!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Checking out the Czechs

I got a lot of shocked reactions to my story about hitchhiking in the Arctic Circle and I can understand why. You take your life into your hands if you hitchhike in the US (or so we have all been taught to believe anyway – I would be quite comfortable hitchhiking in Idaho or Montana if it just wasn’t so embarrassing and inconvenient!) and on top of that I am on the extreme end of the cautious scale. What was I thinking?! Well, I can tell you what I was thinking…“It’s Finland.” If there was ever a country in which you could safely hitchhike it is definitely this one. A friend of mine left in a hurry from the office last Friday for a weekend trip and inadvertently left his computer which he only realized when he got to the airport which is a 30 minute drive from the office. He had already left dangerously late so coming back for his laptop was not an option and he had at least a day’s worth of work to do over the weekend. His solution? He called the office and asked one of the assistants to send it to him in a cab. She promptly ran the laptop down to the street, handed it over to the first available cab driver without hesitation (and without taking down a license plate number, name, or even asking for an, “I promise I won’t steal this laptop.”), and gave instructions to get to terminal 1 as soon as possible. My friend got his computer 25 minutes later and made his flight (although he realized when he landed that he had also forgotten shirts – oops!). Where else would you feel comfortable doing such a thing?

The Finns also have some cultural quirks, one of which being their promptness and almost militant enforcement of it on others. Another friend of mine had been working 16 hour days for weeks, running from meeting to meeting at his client all day long without time to even eat. He made the mistake of trying to squeeze a frantic 10 minute lunch in between meetings after several days without lunch and ended up showing up to one of 30 recent meetings 5 minutes late (he was on time for all the others)…and got admonished by the CFO later that week (who, by the way, was not even one of the participants in the meeting in which my friend was late) with a, “You’re acting like you’re on holiday!” Yikes. I’ve also been running from meeting to meeting at my client and have been a few minutes late a few times after getting held up in the prior meeting. If the meeting is scheduled to begin at 2:00pm I usually get called promptly at exactly 2:00pm on my cell phone. When they decide to cut me some slack I might get called as late as 2:03pm for a 2:00pm meeting. I heard that one Finnish manager consistently employs the tactic of ensuring that there is one less chair in the room than is needed so that the last person in, even if on time, has to stand. I have also been scolded by a client for not getting to my meetings early. Don’t mess with the Finns and their meeting times!

Another source of amusement for me over the past few months has been learning Finnish translations of English expressions and vice versa. Some of them are just translation issues but can really change the way the expression comes across like, “Get your ducks in a row.” I heard here said as, “Get your ducks aligned.” which just doesn’t have the same zing and sounds a little bit too much like an engineer’s version. Then there are the expressions which are just hilarious translated from Finnish to English. Similar to the expression, “Put yourself in his shoes.” there is a Finnish expression with the same meaning which translates to English as, “Get in his pants.” (Yes, seriously.) The English expression, “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.” has been given a Finnish twist with, “He sings the song of the man who gives him bread.” And, finally, my personal favorite is, “When the cat is away the mice will play!” which in Finnish is, “When the cat is away the mice will jump on the table!” LOVE that one. I’m cracking myself up just writing it.

I am also a lot happier these days because lo and behold the weather has FINALLY gotten better and I’m pretty sure we’re out of the snow zone (crossing my fingers anyway). When I left for Italy in mid May the trees were still completely bare and the ground was brown. I got back four days later and the trees were covered in tiny green leaves, the grass had sprung from the ground, and even flowers were finally showing their faces in Finland. The turnaround was nothing short of miraculous. After 7-8 months of winter even the trees are going crazy! The trees all sprouted on the first really warm day and, I swear, every Finn in Helsinki got sunburned. There were a lot of red faces that Monday at work! (I shouldn’t talk as I also got embarrassingly sunburned in Italy.) I have never seen so many bare legs, arms, and shoulders in 60°F weather either! To be fair though, it is literally 80 degrees warmer than when I arrived in January so 60°F feels pretty amazing!

The craziest thing though is length of the days at this point. I think the sun rises around 4:30am and it is still light, not bright sunshine but still light nonetheless, at 11pm. It is pretty great to have dinner in the sun on a terrace at 9:30pm but it is also messing me up. I never realized how much daylight acts as a guide for the body…I never know what time it is in the evening (and have been off by up to 3 hours when I try to guess) and am eating and leaving work at weird times because the sky never signals me that the end of the work day had already come and gone (or should have, at least). We forget how far north Europe is compared to the US so even London has really long summer days and relatively little sunlight in the winter. I now understand why Europeans value their summer months and long holidays so much! The continent really comes alive.

I got to enjoy the long days a couple weeks ago in Prague where I went for another quick weekend trip with my friend Heidi. Prague is apparently Europe’s hottest tourist destination now (not sure how that is measured but I’m guessing by fastest growth and not numbers of visitors) and had been on my “must see” list since I got here. The city is known for its beauty and for its nightlife. I had considered going in the winter to see the castle in the snow which I had seen pictures of and was totally gorgeous but the trip ended up being in May because of cheaper airfare and I’m so happy I went when the weather was nice! The city really is unique and beautiful with sculptures and statues popping up everywhere amid the primarily gothic and art deco architecture. What made the visit so nice was that we were able to spend most of our two days there outside enjoying and exploring the city. It reminded me a lot of Krakow with another beautiful “old town” square but Prague is much bigger than Krakow and, as a result, is more cosmopolitan which definitely has some benefits (although I loved the quaintness of Krakow!).

We spent the first day checking out the very famous Charles Bridge with its stunning statues and then explored the castle area for several hours. We ran into a road race of people running in gorilla masks on our way to the castle…not sure what that was about but it was pretty funny to be walking up the stone castle walls in Prague and nearly get trampled by a bunch of runners in gorilla masks! (Which, by the way, sounds like a terrible way to run – so hot and claustrophobic!) We climbed one of the old city towers (part of what used to be the city walls) and got one of the most amazing city views I have seen yet. Heidi had read a review of the “most classic Czech pub” in the city and we shared goulash with potato dumplings and fried cheese for lunch. The goulash and dumplings were amazing and the fried cheese was just that, a big chunk of fried cheese. That was less impressive (but still pretty good).

We happened to be in Prague during the ice hockey world championship finals and were in the pub with about a hundred crazed Czech hockey fans for their semi-final game against Sweden. I am still not exactly sure what happened but I think the Czech Republic came from being two goals behind in the 3rd period to win the game and move on to the finals. The whole place went crazy and then I saw the game replayed on at least two enormous outdoor TV screens in different parts of the city for the rest of the day. Heidi and I relaxed in one of the squares by drinking mojitos and eating fist-size pretzels (we stopped eating them when we realized that they were 2.50 Euros each – yikes!) at a café with the replay on in the background. The weather and spirit in the city was amazing (I’m sure the mojitos didn’t hurt things either) – it seemed that everyone in Prague was out with friends enjoying the day.

We spent that evening in old town and actually ended up back there the next afternoon (after going to a museum of Czech artist Mucha’s work – I am a new fan!) where there was an outdoor concert leading up to the ice hockey final game which was also to be projected onto a huge screen in the square – what a great way to watch the game, particularly when your country makes it to the finals! There was a live band of old Czech men with long gray hair rocking out on stage to both Czech and American cover songs which provided a hilariously horrible soundtrack for the afternoon. It was such a beautiful day in such a gorgeous and fun city though that the bad music didn’t matter.

Unfortunately, Heidi and I had to fly out before the actual game and the Czechs ended up beating the Russians to win the title! I read that the celebration which followed in Prague’s old town square was crazy – so sad that we missed it by just a few hours! My only regret for the weekend was not having had more time to enjoy Prague so I may have to go back sometime soon…but given that I am sitting in the Munich airport on the way to Barcelona and then Paris later this week, before a stopover in Iceland the next weekend on my way to Montana (of course it is on the way!), I may need to take a bit of a breather before coming back! I’m loving all the travel but I think I might be burning the candle at both ends – I’m exhausted! (Not to mention I am two trips behind on blog updates...get ready for the Norwegian fjords and Bavaria’s Neuschwanstein Castle coming up. Until then…)